What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

What are some common lies that addicts may tell themselves?

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why are Democrats at Q so desperate that they keep taking down my links to comments that prove the residents in Ohio have been filing complaints about the Haitians eating the local wildlife from ponds in the local parks? Election interference

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do men love swallowing more then women? Is it just because women just don't try eating CUM? they be missing some delicious CUM.. Life is short and women are missing out of lots of enjoyment..

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

Why don't men find fat women attractive?

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

Cher’s Son Elijah Blue Allman Hospitalized After ‘Acting Erratically’ - Rolling Stone

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.